Kim Is My LAST Name

When people call me by my last name, I like to call that person by their last name and pretend that it’s a thing between us, as if we were college buddies. It makes the other person super uncomfortable and they end up apologizing profusely for their error. It might be the most passive-aggressive thing I do.

It happens pretty often. I think it’s because for the other perosn, Ace is much more acceptable as a last name than as a first. Which is just bizarre to me.